Peter: Someone to care for, to be there for. I have James Woods.
James Woods: Someone to do for, muddle through for. You have James Woods.
Peter: Someone to share joy or despair with, whichever betides you.
James Woods: Life becomes a chore...
Both: Unless you're living for...
Peter: But there’s someone to tend to, be a friend to. I have James Woods.
James Woods: Someone to strive for, do or die for. You have James Woods.
Both: It's true, we two, have a likewise point of view.
James Woods: Because James Woods has you.
Peter: And I have James Woods, too!