(Spoken): First thing to do with you, Rex, is to bathe you. I hope you like baths, 'cause my doggy has to be real clean. Okay, Rex? Okay! In with you, Rex!
(Sung) Skipping hygienically,
We've got to wash away each flea.
I'll scrub you in the tub.
Oh, how squeaky-clean you'll be
Because of fundamental friend dependability.
I will disinfect your whole anatomy.
One you've got a chum
We'll scrub you till you're numb.
That's fundamental friend dependability.
(Spoken): Down, Rex! Heel, Rex! Heel! Rex, Rex! You naughty dog! Rex! Down boy! Bad dog! Heel, Rex. Heel.
(Spoken) I'm glad you like baths, Rex. I want you to be real clean so we can play dress-up. Down, Rex. Down, boy. Stay, Rex. Stay. I'm gonna close the door so you won't run away. Then we'll play dolls. Okay?
(Spoken) I always wanted a sheepdog. You stick with me, Rex.